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		<title>Metode de tortură medievale: Decapitarea</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Decapitarea nu e chiar o metodă de tortură, dar, ţinând cont că azi nu se mai practică din cauză că doare prea tare, poate fi considerată şi aşa. Cine ştie, în curând vor fi recunoscute drept metode de tortură injecţia intramusculară cu penicilină sau vaccinul antigripal. Sau privitul la emisiuni făcute de Tatulici. Habar n-am, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blogdeumor.wordpress.com&blog=729035&post=1523&subd=blogdeumor&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Metode de tortură medievale: Azi, trasul pe roată</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toată lumea ştie că, după înfrângerea răscoalei lui Horea, Cloşca şi Crişan, liderii ei au fost capturaţi şi condamnaţi la moarte prin tragerea pe roată. Mai norocos, Cloşca Crişan a apucat să se spânzure cu şireturile de la opinci în noaptea dinaintea execuţiei. Probabil că, la vremea aia, incidentul a fost o puternică lovitură de [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blogdeumor.wordpress.com&blog=729035&post=1511&subd=blogdeumor&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pentru toţi cei pe care reclama la Matache Măcelaru îi calcă pe nervi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 07:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Adevărul de Seară a intrat în istorie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 16:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adevarul de Seara a ajuns, cică, la 500.000 de exemplare pe ediţie. Şi e un cotidian gratuit. Rămâi pe gânduri când vezi cum a evoluat presa.
Pe vremea lui Vlad Ţepeş, ziarele de genul asta n-ar fi avut succes. Dacă puneai un teanc de Adevărul de Seară la metrou sau intr-o statie RATB, a doua zi [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blogdeumor.wordpress.com&blog=729035&post=1506&subd=blogdeumor&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>De ce reclamele la Orange, Vodafone şi Cosmote sunt tâmpite</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 22:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[De ce toate reclamele care promovează servicii de telefonie mobilă trebuie să fie atât de cul? Adică, au melodii mişto pe fundal, o grămadă de efecte speciale şi metafore despre cum trebuie trăită viaţa. Unele sunt vag comice. Râzi la ele ca la un banc cu Bulă, care ţi se spune în timp ce altcineva [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blogdeumor.wordpress.com&blog=729035&post=1490&subd=blogdeumor&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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